Lisa's crazy space dudes

The photo was taken by a journalist after he was told about the hilarity in a street. Two "weirdos" dressed in what looked to be homemade spacesuits.
They stood in the middle of the street and told everyone of their plans to stat on the moon. Police arrived and took them away, leaving the public bystanders bewildered. They got given a warning, then left the police station and went back to their flat, where they went over the comments they heard people saying on their suits. Theese men now for one reason or another think they are "cool" and that people are interested. When in actual fact, everyone thinks that they are completely crazy!
They think that one day they will become real astronaughts but when they try to do it again, they get taken into a mental assylum for their own safety.

Kimberly's Hamburger piece

Just sitting there, in a restaurant, photographers taking snap shots at everyone who walks in the door. I am so hungry, just looking at the big massive burger that is sitting in front of me, it looks soooooooo juicy and ever so tasty. It's so big that it wouldn't even fit into a normal sized cooker if there were a 100 muscly guys pushing it. There is also a normal sized burger sitting on top of the big one it looks tiny compared to the massive one!

Michael Berry and Steve Mallie have just weighed the big massive burger, it weighs 9st 7lb beating the record by 1st 7lb, the giant delicious hamburger took 12 hours to prepare and bake at Mallie's Sports Bar and Grill in South gate can you believe, I travelled from the rubbish old Dunoon, to not even get a bite of the big old juicy hamburger, I have to get a small tiny one instead.

Wiki

Here's a link to the class WIKI, where I will be posting and uploading resources, etc. that will help with your class work as well as with any homework.

S2 Wiki

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